born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

theonion:

Scientists: Rich People, Poor People May Have Shared Common Ancestor
mrs-allamerican:

balto11217:

Let me just point out that Sheldon Cooper ships Destiel


are we going to ignore the doctor and a dalek

mrs-allamerican:

balto11217:

Let me just point out that Sheldon Cooper ships Destiel

are we going to ignore the doctor and a dalek

beesmygod:

What a weird piano.

beesmygod:

What a weird piano.

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

cry-now-watch-him-die:

Neck Deep // Losing Teeth

cry-now-watch-him-die:

Neck Deep // Losing Teeth

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

aurablood:

lonely-grrrl:

this is awesome

I love this. It’s perfect

misterjasonaalon:

To the person responsible for this image-

I’m a fan of your work.
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misterjasonaalon:

To the person responsible for this image-

I’m a fan of your work.

nowhiteflags:

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

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Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

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